Showing posts with label Naturally Blonde. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naturally Blonde. Show all posts

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Martha Stewart Living Never Covered This

One of my favorite parts of Being a Grown Up is owning a home - or more specifically, having guest room accommodations for friends visiting said home that don't involve a dubiously stained futon reeking faintly of last week's kegger.

Since moving into our current Pretty HQ, the Anonymous Husband and I have been fortunate enough to have a number of friends stay with us - singletons, Smug Marrieds, and (in increasing numbers) the nearly divorced* - but our upcoming guests are throwing us for a bit of a loop. For the first time, two of our upcoming guests are pregnant.
*It should be noted that visiting Pretty HQ does not appear to be linked to divorce rates, although I cannot vouch for what it might do for sanity rates.

Why is this at all noteworthy, you ask? That is a valid question, but I suspect some of the also childless amongst you may understand. It isn't that we're at all upset that they're coming - on the contrary, these are two of my closest friends - but rather, we're confused about how to be good hosts to guests who are "in the family way."

Consider the following exchange between the AH & me:

AH: "Where should we take everyone for dinner on Saturday night?"

Me: "I dunno - I'd say wherever they serve wine, but remember, Friend X is pregnant. So sushi is out, and . . . uh . . ."

(A silence descends as blank stares abound)

AH: "Uh, I think we just go wherever she tells us to, right? Right."

At the root of our befuddlement with the weekend, I suspect, is that "life stages" transition groups of friends tend to go through. We've watched close friends get married and, unfortunately, get un-married, but watching them have babies will be a first. What's going to happen to them? What's going to happen to us, when it's our turn?

And when all else fails, just do what the pregnant lady says, right?


Thursday, February 19, 2009

It Is Hereby Declared . . .

. . . that today is actually Thursday, February 19, 1984, which would make my roots less of an appalling eyesore and more of a fashion statement.  Less "Suicidal B-r-u-n-e-t-t-e Blonde", more "Material Girl".  Less overdue for emergency hair intervention, more Debbie Harry.

So I'd very much appreciate it today if you would all join me in doing your hair in a distracting side-ponytail, throw on your nearest neon pink glitter-paint tee (points if you have the plastic t-shirt clip), grab the nearest Cabbage Patch Doll, and declare this day 80s throwback day.  You with me?

More later, after my salon appointment . . .

Yours in 1 million friendship bracelets,


Legallyblondemel
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