tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post8063896265675984850..comments2011-11-23T10:23:43.880-06:00Mrs. Prettyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12300398605721219551noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-87545843430115864502009-12-22T13:29:37.839-06:002009-12-22T13:29:37.839-06:00Hahahah. This story made my day. That&#39;s so something I would do and then be mortified about. Merry Christmas!Newlywed Next Doorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08357693388102644184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-56156222893323193912009-12-21T20:45:56.131-06:002009-12-21T20:45:56.131-06:00LMAO! That is so classic! I love it!! <br />Congrats!Left of Losthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02620640564652478176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-68574257541725035202009-12-21T09:10:59.814-06:002009-12-21T09:10:59.814-06:00Oh my goodness! That is hilarious! I am sure you were mortified, but it does make for a very funny tale!<br /><br />I hope you have a Happy Holiday!Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05745032315605677916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-77914670141096966302009-12-18T14:45:35.858-06:002009-12-18T14:45:35.858-06:00That is one for the record books, journals and baby books. So hilarious! I can just see you saying that! I am so happy for you and the little bundle. Once you have children you join a special mom club (whether you like it or not), but it really helps! It&#39;s like a sorority of exhausted women with nothing but sympathy!!!!The Mrs.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05665800276194590859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-20020303691559744212009-12-17T20:21:34.724-06:002009-12-17T20:21:34.724-06:00hilarious!!! i can&#39;t wait to hear more of your pregnancy stories. you sure do have a way of telling them!!<br /><br />how come we are married woman, who are pregnant (and it&#39;s technically &quot;allowed&quot;) and i still get embarrassed by the fact that sex got me like this?!Perfectly Imperfecthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16128584550959614381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-19421000866462684582009-12-17T16:19:44.412-06:002009-12-17T16:19:44.412-06:00Oh Mel. You crack me up. <br />xoxochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18398729253059735944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-40730317604869932982009-12-17T14:02:19.062-06:002009-12-17T14:02:19.062-06:00That is so funny! I would so say something like that!! <br /><br />I can relate to laughing at the people gettting sloshed because I&#39;m allergic to alcohol...Red Lipstick Stylehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10687288792852041387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-15381498828213647232009-12-17T06:00:04.522-06:002009-12-17T06:00:04.522-06:00Hilarious! Congrats and glad to have you back. I know how the first trimester can wipe you out!! Just wait till the little bundle arrives...Ellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350633103655934321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-91452463791171520942009-12-17T00:06:11.645-06:002009-12-17T00:06:11.645-06:00One time the hubs and I were talking about &quot;faking it.&quot; And I loudly exclaimed...I&#39;ve NEVER faked it with you...just as my mother in law walked up. Does that make you feel better? Ah ha haKristinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10699626979106427874noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-42357925363131792902009-12-16T21:37:04.655-06:002009-12-16T21:37:04.655-06:00Oh I just *LOVE* this post!<br /><br />By the way, I had a timely and impulsive comment for you this morning that would have been fresh and funny, but it turns out that my office&#39;s IT department has decided to label your blog &quot;Personals and Dating&quot; and I can only view it in reader. The horror!<br /><br />I&#39;m giddy about the next several months of posting. :-)Maggiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03948476830389001938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-12579955214810672842009-12-16T17:36:45.797-06:002009-12-16T17:36:45.797-06:00OH MY! That&#39;s great! Happy for you!Well Sirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12487791234194317557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-73629564573564056402009-12-16T17:25:37.224-06:002009-12-16T17:25:37.224-06:00Love it so funny!Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12367616681045418647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-22505648090972232202009-12-16T15:57:27.365-06:002009-12-16T15:57:27.365-06:00So. Awesome.Paisley Petuniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13333295683303735528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-29970197149815275932009-12-16T13:55:47.039-06:002009-12-16T13:55:47.039-06:00Oh my gosh, this is the funniest! I can&#39;t stop giggling when I picture the scene. <br /><br />PS - I love the mention of a &#39;push present.&#39; Can&#39;t wait to see what lovely picks you come up with!Miss Ehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04610486499743096430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-32837967456218445322009-12-16T12:56:27.599-06:002009-12-16T12:56:27.599-06:00shut the front door!<br /><br />(I bet your family says that one too)<br /><br />I am pretty uncensored but I would probably die my face off.Martinis or Diaper Genies?http://www.blogger.com/profile/08577926410913578120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-55367904613739254062009-12-16T12:03:06.141-06:002009-12-16T12:03:06.141-06:00That is hilarious! Those moments are so funny, and unfortunately, unforgettable. :)tomncristyhttp://tomncristy.livejournal.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-51225101844205259802009-12-16T11:02:06.358-06:002009-12-16T11:02:06.358-06:00You are too funny! I find myself saying things like this often, only with the most sincere intentions. Then my family will crack up at my words! Either way, this is a great story to tell your baby in about 18 years!Princess Freckleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01194515698171493928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-65178147832809021612009-12-16T10:22:04.535-06:002009-12-16T10:22:04.535-06:00Hilarious. So much so that it made me regret sneaking into my google reader at work. Not sure my boss buys the fact that my client emails are quite so funny.Nataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18249428269013891941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-45793075280507323222009-12-16T10:20:40.480-06:002009-12-16T10:20:40.480-06:00HAHA! Fabulous and funny. I expected no less!Muffyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09922563331499574218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-64430648451649412142009-12-16T10:12:57.261-06:002009-12-16T10:12:57.261-06:00This is quite possibly your best told story yet. :)Mrs. Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02504630214028691439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-33336718537809652622009-12-16T10:00:38.560-06:002009-12-16T10:00:38.560-06:00You&#39;re killin me Mel. hahahaha! I think it&#39;s hilar. At least you can joke about it, right? I hope Baby Pretty inherits your wit=)SouthernBelleJMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05629915054270772046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-41515484320333404032009-12-16T09:46:32.236-06:002009-12-16T09:46:32.236-06:00I love this! Mostly because when people ask if we&#39;re trying yet, it ALWAYS translates in my head to, &quot;are you having lots of sex?&quot; and it makes me laugh just a bit.Sarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05510971989522522535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-63230416078521844782009-12-16T09:30:03.221-06:002009-12-16T09:30:03.221-06:00The writing had me hanging on each word.... Love your style. aAnn On and On...http://www.blogger.com/profile/06615400031267355211noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-7426557917439414962009-12-16T09:23:50.460-06:002009-12-16T09:23:50.460-06:00You are too, too funny - and I cringe ONLY because I could see myself doing the same thing.<br /><br />Also, I&#39;m somewhat relieved to know that it&#39;s not only my family outings/parties that include priests and nuns!TUWABVBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04383498739949911554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-867225219395219858.post-88031640964214426782009-12-16T09:21:17.190-06:002009-12-16T09:21:17.190-06:00HA! Yeah, he better start saving up for that &quot;push present&quot;.....but at least you gave him a early Christmas gift?Milltinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07893433444838594380noreply@blogger.com