Y'ALL. This is happening, for serious:
I'm headed across the Pond (!) for a few days, with the legitimate opportunity to wear a FASCINATOR* (!!) in my near, ridiculously lucky future. I'll resume Pretty business here around Monday, June 11th or so - in the unlikely event Princess Shinylocks hasn't adopted me as the missing Middleton sister by then, that is.
No, but seriously - I'm headed over to see two of my non-imaginary, non-princess best friends, and my overwhelming excitement about seeing them
If you're simply beside yourself at the prospect of my absence - if not, why not?! - I'll occasionally check in via Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Morse code, fax, smoke signal, and carrier pigeon.
*No, I'm not kidding - would I joke about the chance to wear ridiculous headwear? (It's like you don't even know me.) (Sigh.) (Parentheses.)