"We're Leaving the House" Waltz

(Set to the tune of Strauss' "Blue Danube Waltz", in the key of Toddler) (Yes, I had to look up the name of that one, which I previously knew as the "BUM BUM" song) (Which is surely the title to Jay-Z's next classical single)

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We're leaving the house . . . (bum bum, bum bum)

Forgetting my keys . . . (bum bum, bum bum)

And also the child . . . (BUM BUM, bum bum)

Who's off running wild . . . (BUM BUM, bum bum)

His diaper is soiled . . . (BUM BUM, bum bum)

Too long have I toiled . . . (BUM BUM, bum bum)

Just trying to depart . . . (BUM BUM bum bum BUM)

Thought I was smart . . . (BUM BUM BUM)

But my phone and son have . . . disappeared (BUM BUM BUM bum bum bum BUM BUM)

Master P's new hiding place

Anyone else singing this song today?