Some celebs blame addiction treatment for their sudden disappearance from the jet set, while others run off and procreate. Introducing Grand Master P:
I'm scurrying back into deep hiding from the 'net until I get reaquainted with that "sleep" concept - at the moment, catching a few minutes in bed couldn't sound more appealing if David Beckham himself took up residence there* - but thank you for the well-wishes, and please contact the Pretty Publicist in the meantime with any press inquiries ...
*Love you, Anonymous Baby Daddy!
