1) Do not promise your readers thrilling travel photos prior to ensuring that you'll actually have an internet connection swift enough to post said photos (read: Sorry! Will bore you with a few when I return because nothing says love like forcing others to look at your travel pics);
2) If you're feeling insecure about how blonde or healthy you look, I don't recommend Denmark. Once my self-esteem has recovered, I look forward to returning to that gorgeous place (land, people, buildings, beer, etc.) one day;
3) My patented Icy Glare of Judgment has nothing on the dour elderly women manning Russian museum exhibits. I'd take notes, but I'm completely terrified & just want to live to see the Hermitage;
4) When traveling with family, an open mind is good. An open bar is indispensable;
5) A little absence does make the heart grow fonder - missing you, interwebs & all of my Invisible Internet Friends!
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I am glad you are having fun!
Also? Denmark is on my list of places to never visit. Solely because they are all blonde and have bodies made for underwear modeling. I resent them from afar.
Enjoy! Missing you too.
number 4 just made me laugh. Is not an open bar indispensable all the time? :)
We miss you too! And Number 4 made me laugh out loud.
Hilarious observations! You had me cracking up. Thanks for a good Tuesday laugh. Hope you are having a great time.
Open bar is totally indispensible while travelling with anyone actually! LOL!
Missed you and welcome back.
Can't wait to see photos! Other than the jetlag, it sounds like you are having a marvelous time!!
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Hope youre enjoying!!! Russia sounds amazing, xxxooo
hope you are having a blast! we miss you too! you would particularly enjoy the "make yourself into a man men avatar" feature I posted about today...i thought of you and your love for mad men (a shared love of ours) when i came across it today.
Oh No! I am going to Denmark in December! I am neither petite or blonde. Ugh!
So glad you are having fun. Sweden also has many many fantastic looking people. However, there are compensations. Many of them are men.
Sounds enlightening! Can't wait to have you back in full pretty force.
You are hysterical! By the time I got to #4 I was giggling out loud at my desk. Love it. Enjoy your trip and I can't wait to be subjected to viewing your vacation pics when you return!
Can't wait for you to get back! And travel with family most definitely necessitates booze. Ah ha.
Truer words were never written(regarding #2 & #4)! Miss you, friend! Can't wait for the pics!
I can't wait for the pics! I hope your having an absolute blast! :)
Great job learning new things and passing it on to us! =)
Glad you are having such a good trip!!
Can't wait to see pictures! Except for pictures of the women in Denmark. Self loathing is not on my schedule for this week. =)
SO happy to hear you are having fun!!! Your #4 is too funny! :) XOXO
Man, now I want to go to Denmark. If YOU'RE feeling insecure, I'd be equivalent to the Hunchback of Notre Dame, I'm sure.
We miss you too!! Can't wait for a full vacation recap.
So glad you have been able to post. Looking forward to travel pics. Yes, I have heard the Nordic peoples are stunning. Not a good place to go if one is suffering from a low self esteem.
Hmmm, Denmark sounds a little bit like being brunette in So Cal :). I love reading about the adventures!
The Denmarkians are my peeps. Glad they're gorgeous!!!
Gorgeous blondes getting you down?
Welcome to my chestnut-hued world...
Glad to hear the adventure is going well! Bring us back a snowglobe or one of those Russian dolls that have multiples inside. ;)
Oh, we're so happy you are having a good time! We just know how much you are Prettifying the area with your presence, so revel in it!
And #4? Absolutely.
Have a fun rest of the trip!
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Ooooh! I can't wait to be force-fed your trip photos!
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