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10 Malevolence Manor
Principality of Monaco, via Austin, Texas
Rompers-R-Us
456 Please Act Your Age Parkway
State of Ridiculous*, USA
*I don't dislike any of our actual 50 states or territories (Guam?) enough to assign this to them.
Dear Sir, Madam, or Offending Garment du Jour:
You are hereby on notice that I have started to, er, notice you befouling various celebrities. I sweetly insist that you cease & desist your body-stumping, childish ways before the general public is seduced by your inexplicable charms.
I never was terribly good at math, but it strikes me that there is a basic equation at work here that even simpletons like us (emphasis on you) can understand. If this:
[(Dis)Credit: Shopbop. Yes, really. In the women's clothes section.]
= the grown woman's equivalent of this, less the parental unit around to (cover your eyes, delicate ones) assist you to the ladies' room once you need to get out of your outfit / contraption*:
* Are you forced to disrobe with each & every bathroom trip? Is there a trap tinkles door that I'm missing here?
(Credit: Target)
= Oshkoshb'dont! Please.
Mathematically Yours,
(With credit to the inimitable Preppy Princess, who of course would never be seen in such an ensemble, but wrote about it here.)
Legallyblondemel
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Today is my 200th post here at the Pretty! I have no idea why this is significant, but in honor of this stupendous occasion, please feel free to enter my giveaway here if you haven't already. Smooches!
26 comments:
i often wonder who they have designing stuff... honestly....
and congrats on 200!!
I really do just love you.
I was tempted with a "McDrooly" onesie for my friend the other day but I resisted.
Seriously! Rompers belong to the toddler set and no one else.
Happy 200th post and Ugh to the rompers. This is not Romper Room.
Who ever thought that it would be fun to make an outfit like this an it item for this season should be put down from the fashion world. (You know in the way some people would put down a dog to end its suffering)
Congratulations on the 200th post!
Hahaha!!! I love this!!
The pink terry is tre chic. :)
Congrats on your 200th post! Love the new blog look btw. Oh the romper / play suit thing is just ridiculous is it not?!
Romper is just another word for wrong. So, so, so wrong.
I have seen those around. My 5 year old daughter wants one and wants me to find a matching one for me.
Can you imagine?
Ick. What are they thinking?
Congrats on 200! I just love your blog!
p.s. add me to your blog roll!
You can also call them Onesies. Not that it improves the impact one whit.
I actually saw someone wearing one of these at Lenox Mall just the other day.
My first thought was "how does one use the restroom in this attire?"
Eww they're so gross! Love that little "Sucker Club" onesie (sp?) though!
When I saw one of these in the Victoria's Secret catalog I almost gagged. Seriously, some things should NEVER be brought back in style.
Amen to that! And congrats on 200!
I bet I could dig out the terrycloth strapless number my mom used to rock in the early eighties. I do wonder how she used the facilities. I'm guessing that the boobages got exposed.
200 posts eh...Im thinking that calls for celebration ice cream. I will stop at marble slab on the way home and get an extra "mix-in" in your honor!
Thanks for writing that letter re:rompers...now I need to write one to us chubby chicks worldwide...it will be five words nothing long or deep. Concise. Actually a memo would suffice.
Re: Rompers
Dont even think about it.
Disgusting!!
This is priceless Miss Pretty, the comparison (contrast?) with the onesie is simply perfect. An astute observation from PrettyLand, of course.
Congratulations on your 200th, each and every one of them outstanding!
tp
Without fail, your witty observations always leave me laughing hysterically and nodding my head in agreement!
Spot on m'lady.
i absolutely abhor these things. i hardly like them on children, let alone grown adults!
I sincerely hope these have a butt flap.
Oh wow- that little pink number is seriously just fabulously wrong. Who wears such a thing?!
I second the motion!
Victoria's Secret had a pajama romper phase while I was in college and my roommate used to rock these all over the dorm. Of course, her breath smelled like the wet part of a dumpster so I tended not to follow her lead so often.
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