Are these recent giveaways also helping me avoid death by book avalanche, hence not so very selfless of me after all? Absolutely!
Did I stay up late last night watching "Tori & Dean" episodes instead of coming up with a post of actual (if questionable) substance for you, thus also inspiring this giveaway? Possibly!
Do I actually think that the lady bloggers amongst you will adore this book like I did? Yes!
Darlings, I'm so happy to be passing along my copy of the autobiographical "Pretty in Plaid", written by blogger turned bestselling author Jen Lancaster, to one wildly fortunate reader. Loath as I am to feature anyone here infinitely more talented than I'll ever hope to be - except for all of you, dear readers - the secret has long been out about the snarkstress Jen anyways. If you don't know her, please go do yourself a favor and buy this, this, or that immediately, and then enter my drawing as follows:
Rule #1: For one entry, leave me a comment to this post by this Sunday, May 31st at 10 PM CST
Rule #2: For two entries:
a) Follow this blog using the "follower" thingy to the right; - or -
b) Post sweet nothings about how intriguing & wonderful I am elsewhere, whether on Twitter, your blog, or skywriting across Austin or whatever.
For your second entry, please note in the comments if you are a follower or have in fact hired a skywriting / sweet nothings plane. Because I am nothing if not exceptionally lazy* and am likely to miss it if you don't mention it.
*But good looking, not to mention modest - nice how the universe balances things out, isn't it?
Rule #3: Unfortunately, I have to limit entrants to US residents. This isn't some sinister government conspiracy, but rather just a reality of These Difficult Times and the exorbitant postal rates that come with it.
I will draw one winner at random & announce results on Monday, June 1st. Best of luck!