Tuesday, February 3, 2009

This Wouldn't Have Happened If I Were Properly Southern, Would It?

Got in a car wreck this morning . . .

Guy ran a red light, at rush-hour, at a busy intersection.

Then I mentally ran through the Hallelujah chorus of happy* since the other driver and I (1) walked away (2) seemingly unharmed, give or take some sore muscles and splintered nerves.
*I'm Episcopalian, so my version of this is entirely off-key and awkwardly whispered, with a sprinkling of gin over the chorus.

So is it very wrong of me that my first thought thereafter, as I stood quivering and slightly wild-eyed, surrounded by Austin's gallant emergency services heroes, was not about the apparent demise of my beloved Prettymobile (although = SUCKAGE), but:




. . . .



"AWESOME, this would be the day I leave the house without doing my hair or makeup!"

PS - If you're wondering whether this puts an end to yesterday's karmic taunting, well -um - yes. For now. Hmmph.

19 comments:

Sarah said...

Sorry about the wreck, but so glad nobody was seriously injured!!

Chic Runner said...

Glad you are okay.. That "dilemma" seriously happens to the best of us... :)

A Balancing Act in Heels said...

I'm so glad you are okay! This kind of goes along with my recent post on irrational fears! LOL

Muffy said...

OMG!!!! Thank goodness you are safe!

The Polka Dotted Owl said...

Take some tylenol p.m, and call it a night. After my wreck I was so sore! Glad you were not hurt, stupid boys.

Lulu said...

You poor dear! So glad everything turned out safely (minus the car wreckage)... I would love to hear your gin-infused Episcopal rendition of Hallelujah, since I'm a "Whiskypalian" myself...
Happy you're safe!
xoxo,
Lulu

SLynnRo said...

Perhaps a new Prettymobile? Still sucks. This week can kiss our collective asses. Seriously.

Pink Julep said...

So sorry about the wreck... but the good news is your week can only get better after today... sucks.

EsquireMommy said...

Okay, Number 1: Thank goodness you are alright. Number 2: Hello, X5! Well, some good has to come from this, right?

News Readin' Wife said...

Oh, dear. Very happy to hear you are unscathed physically and more importantly still typing.
Get thee a drink and some Vitamin Xanax! Rightly deserved...
Mrs. NR

icing on the cake said...

Goodness! I'm glad you are ok!

Milltini said...

Glad to hear that you are ok and nobody was hurt! BUT...don't feel bad about the no hair, no makeup thing. I RARELY do my makeup before going to the office. People here are lucky if I ever do it at all. I'm a totally different looking person on the weekends because I actually, um, put forth some effort!

RachelAnn said...

Oh that sucks! Glad you're ok. And I'm sure you looked fine : )

TUWABVB said...

So glad you are okay, and I think you deserve a shiny new car! :) Seriously though, are Austin firemen/EMTs cute?

thecoconutdiaries said...

I hope that you are OK...and that you were wearing clean underwear like mama told you.

Tova Darling said...

Sadly, that would've been my first thought, too. Seriously.

skiplovey said...

Oh such a bummer. So glad everyone is ok.

But yes, I totally think those things too (like the time we had to go to the ER for something small and ridiculous and I couldn't help but think "why didn't I at least change out of my pajamas before I got in the ambulance".)

Petunia said...

I am so glad that you are okay. Car accidents scare the heck out of me! I hope the moron who ran the red light had insurance.

Kate said...

I am glad you are ok. It seems like a lot of bloggers are getting in accidents recently!

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