So I'd very much appreciate it today if you would all join me in doing your hair in a distracting side-ponytail, throw on your nearest neon pink glitter-paint tee (points if you have the plastic t-shirt clip), grab the nearest Cabbage Patch Doll, and declare this day 80s throwback day. You with me?
More later, after my salon appointment . . .
Yours in 1 million friendship bracelets,