Please circle the answer that does not belong in each set; bonus points awarded for gratuitous explanation of selected answer.
1) The first sign that you no longer in that impressing one another, unicorns-and-rainbows dating phase is. . .
a) You wear sweats and/or worn, smelly college shirts in front of one another without apology;
b) You're able to mention your future and/or current children in front of one another without hearing the distant hoofbeats of the Four Horsemen of the Things Guys Don't Want To Hear Apocalypse;
c) You not only discuss in great detail your own, your pets', and/or your kids' bodily functions with one another, you also assign cutesy names to said functions such as "tinkle" or "toot";
d) Toot? Tinkle? Sweatpants? You'd never admit such things to your closest friends, let alone your (sigh) Mr. Wonderful / Mrs. Wonderful.
2) When your significant other calls and asks, "Hey, what did you make for dinner?", your first reaction is:
a) "Aaaaa! I'd better run to the store right now. What was that emergency casserole Mom used to make? I wonder if Mr. Wonderful / Mrs. Wonderful likes this one."
b) "Bwahahahaha!"
c) "Oh, crap, I forg . . . I mean, I actually think it's incumbent upon you to bring dinner home. Remember that time 3 years ago when you forgot my birthday? Right, I didn't think so."
d) "How does ordering a pizza sound?"
5 comments:
hahahahaha! ok the words "tinkle" and "toot" will never sit right with me.
p.s. in MY world, #1: B #2: a combo of B&C its like a burst of laughter, followed by quick guilt that needs to be put back on him. like a HA take THAT! (you know the drill)
The names of children point is hilarious!
Love this post. Well done, Pretty.
Totally hilarious...and btw your points are appropriate for married couples of 25+ years. Great site!
Kim
ha ha ha.
too funny!
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