Please circle the answer that does not belong in each set; bonus points awarded for gratuitous explanation of selected answer.
1) The first sign that you no longer in that impressing one another, unicorns-and-rainbows dating phase is. . .
a) You wear sweats and/or worn, smelly college shirts in front of one another without apology;
b) You're able to mention your future and/or current children in front of one another without hearing the distant hoofbeats of the Four Horsemen of the Things Guys Don't Want To Hear Apocalypse;
c) You not only discuss in great detail your own, your pets', and/or your kids' bodily functions with one another, you also assign cutesy names to said functions such as "tinkle" or "toot";
d) Toot? Tinkle? Sweatpants? You'd never admit such things to your closest friends, let alone your (sigh) Mr. Wonderful / Mrs. Wonderful.
2) When your significant other calls and asks, "Hey, what did you make for dinner?", your first reaction is:
a) "Aaaaa! I'd better run to the store right now. What was that emergency casserole Mom used to make? I wonder if Mr. Wonderful / Mrs. Wonderful likes this one."
c) "Oh, crap, I forg . . . I mean, I actually think it's incumbent upon you to bring dinner home. Remember that time 3 years ago when you forgot my birthday? Right, I didn't think so."
d) "How does ordering a pizza sound?"