Step 2: Take pictures of the bedecked family dog while giggling furiously in manner of six-year-old schoolgirl.
Step 3: Without prior explanation or notice, email pictures like this to your husband:
(actual credit: Flickr, and the superfabulous ladies who care for the Pretty Mascot - yes, HRH Pug has Staff - took these photos, not me. I do not - repeat - DO NOT - dress my dog in costume on a regular or even semi-regular basis. I swear. Well, there might be the one sweater, but the Anonymous Husband was involved in that purchase. No, really! Exclamation point!!!)Step 4: Wait approximately 1 minute or less while husband comes to a full boil; pick up angry telephone/ open furious email; stir, then serve (while giggling furiously in manner of six- year-old schoolgirl). Voila!
PS - Just kidding, Anonymous Husband! Love you! Exclamation point!!!
PS - Just kidding, Anonymous Husband! Love you! Exclamation point!!!
7 comments:
if only i had a dog...
You know, Sassy Kay needs a boyfriend. And a tutu. You have both it seems....
Awww...he's so cute!
I put Lola in a fur coat once. I thought it made her look like Elizabeth Taylor. Then I made E3 hold the leash.
this is SO funny. i am getting ideas on what to do with fiona for halloween now.
Hilarious!!! I don't think I could get a tutu on my dog--but, then again, he is 50 lbs... I will admit to dressing up the smaller of the dogs like a princess for Halloween last year. She enjoyed it. I think.
great post
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