Secret Single Behavior, a 10 Year Retrospective

Friday Night At Home, Age 20 Edition: Activities likely to include:

• the gym (have you ever seen a more melancholy place than a Friday night gym? Seriously, it's enough to drive us back home to the Ben & Jerry's. As if we needed any help in that department.);
  
• wine (from the jug);
• um, personal grooming;
• searching desperately through closet for something to wear in case of impromptu, inevitable keg party;
  
• catching up on girly TV, waiting for impromptu, inevitable keg party; and
  
• wondering what death-defying and/or intoxicating behaviors to which the boyfriend is up.
  

Friday Night At Home, Age 30 Edition: Activities likely to include:

• the gym (just as sad 10 years later)
• wine (from Coppola Vineyards, in proper bottle);
• um, personal grooming;
• weeding through closet to get rid of keg party attire;

In the name of bloggerific integrity and embarrassing ourselves, we bring you Exhibit A. Complete with mysterious pink cosmopolitan stain.

• catching up on girly TV, anticipating an early bedtime in nice, new sheets; and
  
• wondering what death-defying and/or intoxicating behaviors to which the husband is up.
  

Hmmm . . . from the looks of things, things are looking awfully similar, saved for a marked improvement in both the quality of our wine and thread count. Nonetheless, we're enjoying our SSB evening in a Large way, and wish you an equally outstanding one.